No retreat. No surrender. That is Sofa King Law. And by Sofa King Law we stood and fought and died. A new age has begun. An age of Winning! And all will know, that 6 Sofa Kings gave their last breath to defend it. [CLICK ON IMAGE]It was a small group of Sofa Kings that stood against many. The RAGE must’ve just finished playing football, because there were 15 of them and one guy who was built like an NFL running back. As we stood there warming up, we weren’t phased. We knew what we had to do.
The 1st half started with only 5 Sofa Kings in the house, but we were assured that Mad Max would arrive soon. They won the tip off, but we definitely took the Half. We were amazing. Our defense was impenetrable. It also helped that they must’ve had their carpenter line out there because they weren’t putting anything up but BRICKS from the outside. Our offense was another story. The bottom of the net was not a place we wanted to go. We made rushed passed and had needless turnovers. Regardless, we had a 5 point lead heading into the half.
Our spirits were up and we could see the win in the distance!
The 2nd half kicked off with lots of optimism. During the half, RAGE was given the loudest and most annoying inspirational speeches by #5. However, they didn’t know if he was saying anything or it was just his tourettes acting up. In any case, they decided to play basketball since they didn’t want to hear it from him anymore. Their 3’s started to drop. Their Running Back was pounding downlow and had some NBAesque layups. We couldn’t find out footing. Our legs started to slow, but we still made a push.
-Our Defense (nuff said)
-Russ “BIG DADDY” Ringelstein was a force downlow. His post up game was undeniable.
-Mad Max ran the floor and created plays or put up sweeeeeeeeet floaters.
-Our Towers, Don “FOOTSTEPS” Janocha And Rob “ZEE GERMAN” were beasting boards
-Eddie “El Diablo” Larios had a steal mid transition for an effortless layup
-Divino “Otto-Man” Paran put up a jumper and Hulk Hogan held his hand to his ear to answer the teams heckling of “He got Nothing!”
Rage faced 6 Sofa Kings and had a hard time. Let’s see how they do against 9. HHHHHHAAAA WOOOOOOO!! HHHHAAAA WHOOOOO!!
Good Guys 30 Bad Guys 37
– DIVINO
