GAME VI RECAP: THE TWILIGHT (2-3) ZONE

There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call The No Skill Zone. Last week, we entered The No Skill Zone in a game against The Gromits.

A team by all standards which is beneath us. To recap our horrific performance would be like getting stabbed in the chest with a pair of rusty old shears, getting stitched up and then re- opening those stitches, taking your heart out, stabbing it again, just to show your friends what your heart looks like when it get stabs. In other words it would be a mess, and pretty damn pointless.



Last week’s catastrophic score: Good Guys 32, Bad Guys 41

Tonight’s match up is against All Reds, no doubt a bunch of communists. Lets get Rocky IV on their asses! And I mean the part when Rocky Wins and changes a nation’s view of America, not the part where Apollo gets killed. Come out and support us if you’re a true Patriot. If you don’t the commies and terrorists win!

Tonight 6:30 PM. O’Shea J.H.S, 77th street between Columbus and Amsterdam.

-SOY CAPITÁN